Meeting with the GM

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Hollywood is scene walking down the hallways of the XDF.

It has been far to long since I have been in a arena! I have missed this atmosphere.

He comes to a halt as he looks at a name plate on the door to the right of him.

Hollywood: Just the man I am looking for!

He knocks on the door waiting for a reply

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:26 pm

Burns was busy watching "Brokeback Mountain" When he heard the knock at his door.

"Always when I am watching a movie."

Burns paused the DVD and opened the door.

Burns: Can I...Help You?

Burns looked at the man in awe.

Burns: Is it my birthday?

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Hollywood is surprised to see Jake Gyllenhaal on the TV with a cowboy hat on but gets freaked out when he heard Mr. Burns ask if it was his birthday.

Hollywood: I hope not! I am the new talent you signed a couple of days ago. I was stopping by to introduce myself but if you are busy I can come back later.

He feels that things are getting a little awkward so he starts looking down the hallway at random things.

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:40 pm

Burns realizes that this was not a male stripper for him and went quickly to correct himself.

Burns: OH! Sorry, sweetie, I just have some friends that would do some weird things for me as a present. Come on in.

Burns signaled the man to enter the office.

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Hollywood entered but made sure not to have his back to him.

Hollywood: Nice office you got here.

This guy would be the wrong person to invite to the playboy mansion

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:55 pm

Burns walked over to his desk and shrugged.

Burns: It isn't bad. So, tell me, Mister...?

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Hollywood: Oh sorry, I am Joe Hollywood!

Sticks out his hand for a handshake

Hollywood: You must be the GM Mr. Burns or his lover?

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:03 pm

Burns took Hollywood's hand as he shook it.

Burns: His lover? Tell me, Woody, Burns or his lover? Come on now, you have seen our show. I am rather insulted, beefcake.

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Hollywood: Actually, I have not scene your show! I just heard my buddy Flex works here, we had some fun years back. I was getting board around the house so I decided to give my wrestling career a go again.

The look on Burns face gave him the impression that he was getting even more insulted after he spoke.

Hollywood: Oh and by the way I have nothing against gay people! I am good friends with Neil Patrick Harris.... you know if you ever want to meet him I could hook you up! I mean if you want too?

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:22 pm

A ray of hope came over Burns at the thought of finally achieveing the quest for his Holy Grail.

Burns: Y-You could do that?

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Hollywood takes his cell phone out of his pocket.

Hollywood: I could call my secretary Grace and have her set up something... maybe lunch?

He hits number 2 on his speed dial

Hollywood: Wait! What am I saying? I just met you! What if something happens and Neil does not want to talk to me ever again!

There is always Ellen naa she freaks me out sometimes.

Hollywood: Yeah I'm afraid your screwed dude!

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:36 pm

sadness washes over Burns' dashed hopes.

"One day, you will be mine, Neil. You will be mine."

Burns: What can i do for you today, Woody?

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Hollywood slips his cell back into his pocket.

Hollywood: I was just going to let you know if you see a moving crew lifting or carrying heavy, highly expensive valuables down the hallway don't be alarmed. They are just bringing it to my locker room.

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:50 pm

Burns: Are you living out of your locker room, Woody? I think that is a bit excessive, unless you were bringing in the Statue of David...I would gladly help carry that in for you.

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Did he really just say that?

Hollywood: Me living out of a locker room?

He burst into laughter which almost makes him cry.

Hollywood: No, no, I am just spicing it up! You know I have a reputation to uphold. What if some nosy reporter comes in my locker room and it looks like some third world basement! It would be very nasty in the tabloids I can assure you!

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:04 pm

Burns:...

Burns had to take a moment to think of how he wanted to wrod his thoughts.

Burns: Woody...That is probably, and this is coming from me, that was probably the gayest thing I have ever heard.

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Hollywood: Really?

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:45 pm

Burns nodded.

Burns: That's quite diva-ish of you, sweetie. Maybe deep down you are really...

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Hollywood: Are you coming on to me?

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:49 pm

Burns began to laugh.

Burns: No, Woody, only in my dreams...I mean your dreams.

Burns smiled nervously.

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Hollywood looks down at his Rolex.

Hollywood: Wow look at the time! I have to be going it was nice to meet you Mr. Burns it has been.... very interesting.

Hollywood opens the door and begins to walk out.

Subject: Re: Meeting with the GM Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:54 pm

Burns stood up.

Burns: Beofre you go, Woody...

Burns looked Hollywood over and winked.

Burns:...Nice ass.

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